 My name is Father Francis phat O'Reilly and everything you are about to read is absolutely true all, as told to me by parishioners in my flock phat. The confessional box is one of all the final places on the face of the earth where you can pour out your heart without fear of retribution or phatcocksuckers exposure, and I believe for this reason more and more people phat are forsaking phat the "communal forgiveness" that is cocksuckers bestowed each week during regular Sunday phat Mass cocksuckers, and cocksuckers opting instead for the much more intensely personal experience of sitting down in a tiny dark cocksuckers room with hands folded and head bowed, and confessing phat to a Priest before God. I all personally find it amusing when I phat read in the liberal press that the sexual revolution is dead, because it has been my experience that that not phatcocksuckers only is it alive and well, it is cocksuckers proliferating and growing phatcocksuckers exponentially in the very heartland of America. So, dear phat reader, with out further or do, these are my stories..
 In the gay phatcocksuckers bars men would pay money just to feel my erection, and a lot more to put it in their mouths. It became common for me to sit at a phat table in phat the back of a bar with my erection out, letting anyone who phat passed by feel or suck it. On may occasions phat in the cocksuckers bars I frequented all of the men had their penises out phat all of the time, and I must cocksuckers admit it was exhilarating to be among men phat with large phatcocksuckers full erections and phat being able to touch and suck them when ever I wanted to. Many nights I would stand at phat the bar phat drinking beer and pressing my hard penis against another man's erection, until both of phat us would finally ejaculate all over each other phat to the cheers of those around us. Older men from the suburbs would come into the phatcocksuckers bars and we phat young guys with the big erections would have anal intercourse with these men in the rest room and then we'd make them suck us until we ejaculated all over their faces phat and take all of their money. I finally realized the error of my ways when I found myself walking around my all apartment with my penis out and erect when no one else was there to see it. I beg of you to help me, Father.
 Judy's Confession
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